he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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