i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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