He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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