im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
