she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This house was built for laser tag.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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