If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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