now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
try to milk me bitch
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