Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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