Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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