me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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