yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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