did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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