Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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