that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have peed in a lot of sinks
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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