the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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