It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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