I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
