let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
The air was thick with penises
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
Randomize
