It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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