He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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