So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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