so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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