Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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