I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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