Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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