are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I will be naked everywhere
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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