Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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