I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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