we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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