A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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