Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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