People in love make me want to vomit
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I am available for nakedness
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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