Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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