so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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