Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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