I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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