Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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