it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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