Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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