So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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