Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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