I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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