You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
All the doctor said was why
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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