"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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