whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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