no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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