I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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