I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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