Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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