Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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