This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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