I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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