Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCK WHALES
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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