Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I came so hard my ears popped.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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