party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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