Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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