Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
