I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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