she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Less talking, more tequila
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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