she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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