We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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