You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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