im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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