Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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